What are some lyrics that were so bad, they make you laugh?

Into the Night by Benny Mardones is the WORST song I have ever heard. I mean the guy is a pedophile and he has the nerve to write a song about pedophilia! I heard that during an interview he said it was a song about a sixteen year old girl he was "friends" with. Yeah right isn't that the same excuse they always use on dateline.