Why are my speakers not playing loudly? HEEELLLPPP!!!!?

Sounds most likely that there is faulty wiring somewhere in the speaker unit. Either that or you have used the wrong cables to plug from speaker to speaker or into your computer. It's like when you don't plug RCA cables into your TV properly, or into the wrong input...you get a dodgy picture. Check you have all your outputs/inputs plugged in properly, but if the problem persists, you probably just have a dodgy pair of speakers! Back to the manufacturer.